On first encounter, one is struck by the refined garlic swagger, supported by brooding red wine complexity that insists you swirl the packet before tasting. The smokiness develops confidently, reminiscent of artisanal braai smoke wafting over Stellenbosch mansions. The finish? Pretentious, prolonged, and deliciously impossible to explain without jazz hands.

Safety Notice: Not to be shared with Under 18’s. There’s no alcohol, we just don’t recommend sharing.